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New years, i was 22. Got seriously shit-faced at my freind's place long before anything started. Walked downtown to a bar, ordered 1 beer, never even finish3ed it. i was so drunk, i was holding onto the brass pole at the bar to keep from falling over. I had to be carried 2 miles back to my freinds place, where i was dragged up to the bathroom and unceremoniously dumped on the follr in front of the toilet.
I puked several times, then collapsed on the floor. Later, i came to a bit (buitwas completely blacked out, i remember none of this) and needed to puke again. i reached up for what i thought was the toilet, but it was actually their pedestal sink (i have very long arms). I tried pulling myself up, but the sink was not made to hold 185 lbs (which is what i weighed back then) and i pulled it off the wall.....
I woke up the next morning with a bloody hand and a MASSIVE headache. i thoyught i had punched one of my freinds, but they assured me i had just broken the sink.
i dont drink THAT much any more.....
That night is aalso why i cant drink jaegermeister anymore...
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