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true pyro story.
I was 5. Me and some freinds had some matches. I tried to light a spider web on fire. Failed. However, the dry bush it was on DID catch fire. So did the very large pine tree next to it.
We all ran and hid. Turns out the little fuckers down the street ratted me out (which double-sucked because they are the ones that supplied the matches and the peer pressure. Hey, i was 5)
The fire marshal stopped by the house. My dad almost killed me because he was a volunteer firefighter for the town....:rolleyes:
I learned how to read and write a year before everyone else i knew because i had to write "I will not play with matches" 100 times.... At 5....
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