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Old 07-31-2004, 04:53 AM
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Originally posted by cheebacheeba
1: The knowledge of the universe, past present and future.

2: The ability to create anything out nothing

3: Immortality (you only said you couldn't bring somebody BACK) for myself and my loved ones.
Cheebacheeba wasted all 3, when he could have just said: 1. I wish to be a god.

Here are mine:

1. The power to induce toe-curling orgasms in women by a mere touch (very much like the power I have now ... only, I wish it would work a tad faster :) )

2. Unparalleled skill in any art form of my choosing

3. And conditional immortality. The condidtions being: 1) I never age; 2) I remain always healthy; 3) My body is never altered (like in "Death Becomes Her" ... eeeech); and 4) I can end my own immortality in case I get really bored with life.
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