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I remember back in the day when Scotch was my poison. I was at a party, already drunk off my ass, and some girl brought a bottle of Scotch knowing that I was going to be there.
Well, what I didn't know was that she brought it from her house, and that it was several years old.
Suffice it to say, I threw up heartily that evening.
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FROM GHOULIES AND GHOSTIES
AND LONG-LEGGED BEASTIES
AND THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT,
GOOD LORD DELIVER TO US!
Old Scotch Invocation
-- adapted by Stingy Jack
Stingy's Horror DVD Collection
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