[Stingy Jack]

What I am Going to Do:

Going to my sister's house. Gonna take my daughter trick-or-treating, then probably stay up most of the night watching horror films with the family. Kind of a drag. It's the events leading up to Halloween that are always more fun. We're going to go to an authentic, real live pumpking patch and pick our pumpkins to carve! (ummm ... yay?), and then, at night, this same pumpkin farm has an awesome haunted trail ride that we will go on.

What I Would Like to Do:

Stay home and throw a massive Halloween party, with everyone in full costume and horror films playing all night long. We will section off part of the house and make it into a "haunted tunnel" or some shit, so that we can lure in any kids willing enough to attempt it (at which point, they will get their candy.) Then, after the trick or treaters have stopped, go out back and build a massive bonfire that will be surrounded by scarecrows and gravestones. At this point, we will probably share our favorite Halloween stories (fiction or not) and drink ourselves to oblivion.