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Originally posted by Arioch
LOL, no i don't ever feel like "being" an animal, i don't really feel like "being" male or female either, its just me and sometimes im more one than the other....
Now if you meant animalistic, as in, do i ever get ferocious and animal-like, then yes, im not sexual very often, as i've had many, god MANY, bad experiences, but when i get there, its more like a nuclear explosion....but i'd rather leave the specifics laid here, as there is something somewhat, unclassy about speaking of genitalia on a public forum....much less mine specifically...
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Oh okay. You don't have to talk about your genitals. Do you mind if I talk about mine?
I have a penis, who resides in dangling formation (most of the time, unless he is alerted by the presence of a nearby vagina) in front of a sack that contains a pair of testes. There have been occaisions, these testes have been purposefully kicked and accidentally struck by many various flying objects. I don't like it when this happens, so it has become a Pavlovian reflex for me that if I see any foreign thing (object or foot, or fist) hurtling it's way towards me, and the bag holding my magic jewels is in its current trajectory, I will quickly attempt to interject my hands and one of my legs into said trajectory. There have been occaisions, however, where this reflex has caused me to hit myself in the testes .... thus, leaving me utterly confused as to how I should react when something is flying at my balls.