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Originally posted by Egekrusher
Do you really want me to tell you this?
Ah, oh well.
Yes, they hurt like a motherfucker. It usually takes my 3-4 minutes just to wipe because it sticks to my hair so bad. If I get really bad dried up Klingons, I just use a washcloth.
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A washcloth? That's fucking gross man! What if someone else comes into the bathroom after you just picked all your dingleberries out onto the washcloth and decides to wash their face or something? Ahhh, sick!
Here is a related joke...
Q: What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They are both searching for Klingon's around Uranus.
:p