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Since I don't like to rush it (run into the bathroom, squat, push it all out as quickly and violently as you can, wipe and wash, then flush), and let it slowly fall at its own pace, then taking a dump is one of those moments I use for meditation and reflection. The toilet is my sanctuary, in a house where peace is a rare luxury. I have reading materials on a wide range of subjects stacked next to the bowl, long with a paddle-ball, magic 8 ball, etch-a-sketch, play-doh, and rubik's cube. One of these days, I will also purchase a GameBoy Advance (or some similar such gadget).
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FROM GHOULIES AND GHOSTIES
AND LONG-LEGGED BEASTIES
AND THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT,
GOOD LORD DELIVER TO US!
Old Scotch Invocation
-- adapted by Stingy Jack
Stingy's Horror DVD Collection
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