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A cup of Samara from The Ring
A pinch of The Creature From the Black Lagoon
2 Tblsp of those Aswang vampires
1 tspn minced fresh Regan from the Exorcist
2 cloves of Isaac from Children of the Corn
1/3 cup of Damien
Blend in with 1 quart of John Doe from SE7EN until smooth
Fold in 1 tub of whipped Herbert West
Refrigerate for 1 hour
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FROM GHOULIES AND GHOSTIES
AND LONG-LEGGED BEASTIES
AND THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT,
GOOD LORD DELIVER TO US!
Old Scotch Invocation
-- adapted by Stingy Jack
Stingy's Horror DVD Collection
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