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Originally posted by orangestar
hell yes I made them from scratch, Im a real woman :D
aww whats your daughters name?
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Her name is Ashlynn. She's 4. She gets scared out of her mind by Scooby-Doo, but she always insists on watching my movies with me. I never let her.
Her: "I'm not scared of that, Daddy."
Me: "C'mon. You're scared of Scooby Doo."
Her: "Not anymore."
Me: "That's baloney. You kept me up all night just three nights ago with your nightmares about zombies from Zombie Island."
Her: "But I'm not scared anymore. I'm grown."
Me: "Go watch Blue's Clues."
Her: <whining> "I don't want to! I want to watch your movie!"
Me: <to myself> "Why'd I have to make a kid?"
And about the cookies: You are AWESOME! I can't make cookies from scratch. They always turn to crap. Hell, I can't even scoop prepared dough from that sausage lookin' wrapper.