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Originally posted by Vodstok
Treehouse of Horror is a staple of the simpsons. it makes life worth living. What are everyone's favorite stories?
I will try to keep myu list short, but I love so many.
Bart Simpson's Dracula:
Mr Burns: At last, more victims for my ever-growing army of the undead.
Smithers: Um, sir? You have to take your finger off the intercom button.
Burns: Wha? Well son of a bi....
The Devil and Homer Simpson:
Marge: Homer, did you eat that donut?
Homer (being sucked into hell): No...
Dial Z for Zombies:
Lisa: Dad! Dad! Bart and I did something terrible!
Homer: Did you wreck the car?
Bart & Lisa: No.
Homer: Did you raise the dead?
Bart & Lisa: Uh Huh.
Homer: But the car's okay?
Bart & Lisa: Yeah...
Homer: Okay.
King Homer:
Guy (can never remember his name):Where we going?
Carl: Ape Island.
Lenny: Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy apple island.
Guy: What do they have there?
Carl: Apes. But they're not so big.
Clown without pity:
Homer: Hey, i want to buy a present for my son's birthday.
Shopkeep: Perhaps this will please the gentleman. (grabs Krusty doll.)
Shopkeep: But I must warn you, this doll carries with it a terrible curse.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeep: But it comes with a free Frogurt.
Homer: Thats good. :)
Shopkeep: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's Bad.
Shopkeep: But it comes with a free choice of toppings.
Homer that's good.:)
Shopkeep: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
Homer:......
Shopkeep: That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?
Homer's brain:
(Dragging Homer's "body" through the graveyeard over rocks)*muffled noise*
Smithers:uuhhhh, Mr Burns?
Mr Burns: What is it Smithers? Frankenstein? The Booger man?
Smithers: It's the body in the bag, sir!
Mr Burns: Oh, it is now is it? *Whacks bag* Bad corpse! *WHACK!* Bad Corpse! *Whack!* Stop *whack* scaring *whack* Smithers! *whack* (whimper)
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I thought you said "Story" not "Stories". But I agree with all of your choices. And the zombie one.
"Dad you killed zombie Flanders!"
"He was a zombie?"
And tehe one when Homer goes through time because of a toaster.