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ONE- IF PREDATOR SELF DISTRUCTS THEN NOBODY WINS CAUSE BOTH THE SOM BITCHES ARE DEAD.

TWO-MICHAEL DOES'NT FEEL PAIN PREDATOR DOES.

THREE- I DON'T CARE HOW HE DID IT ARNOLD HOWEVER THE FUCK HIS LAST NAME IS SPELLED BEAT THE BITCH SO MICHAEL CAN.

FOUR-MICHAEL MYERS IS FAST MAYBE NOT ON CAMERA BUT HE'S FAST WHEN HE WANTS TO BE.

FIVE-YOU CAN'T JUST OUT SMART MYERS.

SIX-PREDATOR CAN HAVE BIG HANDS HIS SPEAR THAT FUCKING PLASMA RAY HANGING OFF HIS SHOULDER HIS STUPID ASS INVISIBILITY TRICK BUT MICHAEL CAN STILL KICK HIS ASS BACK TO WHATEVER FUCKING PLANET THE BASTARD IS FROM.

SEVEN-THERE ARE 8 HALLOWEEN MOVIES AND 9 AFTER NEXT SUMMER THERE ARE ONLY LIKE WHAT 4 PREDATORS THAT'S BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THE FUCKER ANYMORE THEY BARELY MAKE MONEY OFF THAT FRANCHISE(IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO CALL IT)CAUSE IT'S JUST LIKE WATCHING ANOTHER ALIEN MOVIE ALL OF 'EM HAVE THEIR LITTLE GADGETS HIS ARE OBVIOUSLY MORE SOFISTICATED BUT WHO REALLY GIVES A FUCK.

AND DON'T SAY MICHAEL IS JUST ANOTHER SLASHER CAUSE HE'S NOT HE'S THE ORIGINAL SLASHER HE CAME BEFORE JASON HE CAME BEFORE FREDDY HIS THE ORIGINAL AND NO MATTER HOW MANY HALLOWEENS THEY PUT OUT THEY'RE ALWAYS GOING TO DO GOOD WITH IT CAUSE EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE MICHAEL MYERS UNLIKE THAT STUPID FUCKER PREDATOR.

AND GOING BACK A FEW NUMBERS BACK TO SIX-HE'LL KICK HIS GOOFY LOOKIN ASS BACK TO WHATEVER PLANET THE FUCKER IS FROM.


BOTTOM LINE.