I want to be the crayfish who bumps into our protagonists while he is fleeing from a group of Cajun crawdad broilers. There can be a lot of "penis envy" jokes with my character and a lobster (since I look a lot like a small lobster). :)
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FROM GHOULIES AND GHOSTIES
AND LONG-LEGGED BEASTIES
AND THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT,
GOOD LORD DELIVER TO US!
Old Scotch Invocation
-- adapted by Stingy Jack
Stingy's Horror DVD Collection
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