[Vodstok]

Okay, I liked the what is your porn name thread, so i figured we could do the plot of a porno starring our porn names....


I suggest "Plight of the Protruder", a touching tale of a pilot with a huge member, trapped in Vietnam after his plane gets shot down. It stars lots of asian extras, and Cleft Pounder. Lets pretend that my alter-ego Cleft is as "gifted" as Ron Jeremy (a fat, hairy hedgehog with a giant weiner), but a little harier.

It starts when he gets shot down by a Russian Pilot in a dominatrix out fit. She flashes her boobs to distract him, and then shoots him from behind. He makes an off color remark about taking it in the ass and "goes down"