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Originally posted by Vodstok
Joke response:
1. Tsetse flies... Never can have too many. (at least, nature doesnt seem to think so)
2. Lemurs. I figure, we already got shotguns... Gonna need something to shoot at.
3. Human Botflies. They are disgusting and their larva burrows into your flesh. Why the hell not?
4. Babirusa. i like the sound of that "Babi-rusa". hey, it's a big pig with tusks growing through it's head!
5. Blue whale. Their weight would give us an edge. i'm not sure what edge, but their would be one.
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Good choices. Some other animals worth considering (thanks to Weird Al for these):
amoeba -- unicellular
shark -- never let him lend you cash, and be careful when you pet him.
alligator -- they'd never wear a shirt that has a yuppie on the pocket.
hummingbird -- they never learned the words
unicorn -- The unicorn is just a myth, which is to say they don't exith.
snails -- french people like 'em with garlic and butter
iguana -- I could tell you a story about the iguana, but right at the moment, I don't really wanna.
poodle -- The poodle's an ugly, carniverous beast. In pastures, you might find it grazing. It's fangs measure twenty-three inches at least, and its antlers are truly amazing. Sometimes it might bury its head in the sand; its our main source for pork, ham and bacon. Then again, on the other hand, I could be completely mistaken.
cockroach -- when you stomp them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunching sound