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Real Response:
Fuck people, they suck, and they will tag along wether or not you want them to.
1. Pigs. More versatile than cow. Can double as garbage and body disposal. (pork fat Rules!)
2. Turkey. More meat per bird than chicken. Makes good soup too.
3. Rats. Rats are good, clean, quiet pets. Plus, you could always eat one in a pinch.
4. Salmon. Damn fine eatin', plus, it would justify having a river on your space-ship.
5. Bison. Whip the suckers into complacency to be used as beasts of burden, and they are also damn fine eatin' (So i've heard)
if i can have a number 6, Lobster. tastes great, plus I could name one "Mr Pinchy"
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