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1. Humans -- of course. I should be able to choose five more animals. This one is a given. But oh well.
2. Cows -- Meat and milk. Forget the deer. I've never eaten one before, and don't think we need 'em. Plus, this also frees up some space by eliminating the need for dogs.
3. Chickens -- Eggs! And chicken!! Yum!!!
4. Pigs -- Bacon! (to go with the eggs) And other fine ham products. Plus, they make good pets, too.
5. Horses -- I assume we need transportation ... and I'm not about to ride a fucking cow.
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FROM GHOULIES AND GHOSTIES
AND LONG-LEGGED BEASTIES
AND THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT,
GOOD LORD DELIVER TO US!
Old Scotch Invocation
-- adapted by Stingy Jack
Stingy's Horror DVD Collection
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