[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by avenger00soul
Tales from the Crypt = greatest horror show ever? I think so. Give me your thoughts. What's your favorite episode? Mine is the one where Tim Roth is a painter who is lacking inspiration. So he kills people and paints their final moments. He begins selling them for a pretty penny and falls in love at the same time. When his love interest finds out what he's been up to she runs from him and gets hit by a car. He takes her to the hospital but there is only one surgeon who can perform the complicated surgery and he's on his way to the hospital. The only problem is he costs a ton of money. So Roth rushes out and kills the first person he sees and paints the picture to sell it. He makes the money and gets back to the hospital. But it turns out the special doctor who was being brought in was the poor guy he murdered just hours before. Great stuff.

I tell this one to kids who aren't sure what the word "IRONY" means...It ALWAYS helps them to understand it...

One of my favorites is the one in which the basketball player dies and his cheap, mortician uncle saws off half of his legs so that he can fit into a cheap coffin...The nephew comes back and gets revenge...I don't really remember what it was called but, I'm sure avenger00soul will enlighten me...:D :D :D