[Stingy Jack]

Jay doesn't look grumpy in that pic to me. He's got his knees pulled up to his chest ... it's almost as if he looks like he got in trouble, and is being forced to sit against the wall.

Teacher: "Jay!!!! That's the third time you've used all the clay to sculpt your 'Beast Raping Virgin' statue!!!!!"

Jay: "But ... but ..."

Teacher: "No buts! This assignment was to create something that reminds you of your favorite place!"

Jay: "But ... this does remind me of my favorite place!!"

Teacher: "Get against the wall. And put your knees up. I'm tired of you tripping everyone who walks by while you're being punished."

Jay: (under his breath) "Dammit."