[Stingy Jack]

Okay ... here it goes ...

My friend and I were driving on a highway from Kentucky to Tennessee. It was getting late in the day, and the road was long. My friend was asleep in the passenger seat, and I was looking for something to keep me awake myself.

Soon, I came upon a tow truck that was towing the cab of a semi. And if you have seen these things being towed, you know that they are towed backwards, so the front is facing the rear.

Well, I decided to have a little fun. I pulled up right behind the semi, not so close that its front bumper was almost touching mine, but close enough to hide the tow truck. You could see the grill, the headlights, the hood, and the windshield of the semi through my windsheild.

Anyway, as soon as I was in position, I began screaming my head off. My friend jerked awake, seeing the front end of a semi right in our windsheild. It took him a spit-second to see the impending doom and began screaming himself.

Of course, it took him a split-second longer to notice that the semi wasn't actually coming straight at us, but seemed to be driving backwards in front of us.

But, a split-second wasn't long enough to keep him from peeing on himself.

(I've done a HELL of a lot worse than this ... I'm just not comfortable posting about those things. They are things I would rather forget.)