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A comedian said this happened to him. Having sex with a woman, and about halfway through she goes "*sigh* ANYway......."
And some more originals:
If you loved me, you would go down there even if i smell.
Are you sure all three fingers are up my ass?
Dont worry, you can masturbate once im done.
Since we're making requests, i once saw this video with a chick and a horse....
Your mom's tits look bigger than your's
Wow, your nipples are way different in size and shape!
You know, I'm glad your sister said no.
If you scream, I will kill you. Just kidding :)! Shut up.......
Why is it called "missionary" when you are being a slut?
Well, i do like them big, but not saggy. Dont worry, i'll probably finish anyway.
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