[Vodstok]

What got me was the kiwis... Could you imagine the headlines in Australia? "Hundredfs of Kiwis killed by Kiwis".

Of course, in America, we would think they were talking about fruit....

Imagine the humiliation... Killed by hummingbirds. Talk about David and Goliath. Stabbed to death by hundreds of tiny, needle-like beaks.

Or killed by chickens. Or pigeons. Parrots would suck, they could cut off chunks. Of course, all you would need is some bullet-rpoof glass, and you could clear out an entire countryside of birds. Those little bastards never learn.

of course, all the "thumps" as they slam into it would get old after a few minutes.