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Originally posted by jay o2 waster
oh mom
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Better than Oh Dad....
A freind of mine knew alady that would freak her husband out by pretending to be talking to someone while having sex. Their marriage was having some problems, i assume.
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Originally posted by Evis™
I think the ultimate to end all intimacy happened to me.
So me and my now ex, were getting in to it and all, then she starts giving me a BJ. So a few minutes in to it, she burps. Like, one of those giant, throat rattling burps.
Instant mood killer. Needless to say, she fell over laughing her ass off for the next ten minutes, I'm laying there, split on whether to laugh or be pissed off.
Yeah.
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ROFL!! Jesus christ, that is funny. I got in some trouble one time when my lady and i were in the "Canine" position, and she made a feminine sound, AKA, Queef. I laughed, mostly because it was just absurd, but she was quite emberrased.
Does telling something you told an ex you would never tell, on line, count as some sort of recvenge? Because if it does, I jst did :)