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you might be a redneck if:
You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"
You hooked up with your present girlfriend
as a result of a message on the wall of
the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.
You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."
Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow.
But she can't touch it until she's fourteen.
You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance
were just "misunderstood".
ok.... im done too
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