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Childish Behavior You Never Grew Out Of
Some things I STILL do that I did when I was a kid:
1. Wake up early on Christmas morning to open presents (even though I am an atheist, I still celebrate Christmas. It's all about the "stuff" nowadays, anyway. Even to Christians.)
2. Say: "Cool! A bendy-straw!" and mean it.
3. Argue with the female head of household (only this time it is my wife, not my mom) about playing video games all day.
4. Watch cartoons on Saturday morning (even though you can watch them whenever you want, now.)
5. Stick my hand down inside a full box of cereal to find the prize. Normally it is now either right on top, or outside of the bag on the side.
6. Fart on people I just got through saying "I love you" to.
7. Dressing up in a costume and going trick-or-treating on Halloween. Granted, I take my kid ... and I don't get any candy (unless I take it from my kid) ... but I'm so glad just to get out and go house to house in a costume (and not get arrested.)
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FROM GHOULIES AND GHOSTIES
AND LONG-LEGGED BEASTIES
AND THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT,
GOOD LORD DELIVER TO US!
Old Scotch Invocation
-- adapted by Stingy Jack
Stingy's Horror DVD Collection
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