[Egekrusher]

Sounds like you cat haters have never met the right cat. My cat is named Merlin. He's jet black. He is very friendly, but not to the point where you want to kick its ass because he won't leave you alone. Doesn't shed much. Likes people. Doesn't get in your way. Doesn't bite (unless you're playing with him). Doesn't know anything out of the litter box. Refuses to eat anything except for cat food (which means no begging at the kitchen table).

He's perfect.