[Egekrusher]

What would you do if you had one day left to live?

Me: I would go around and look for the hottest chick I can find and ask her if she wanted to have sex. I would repeat this until someone said yes.

After that, I would come into work and tell off everyone that I don't like.

Next, I would go buy the most extravagant meal possible.

Then, I would give all of my money to a good cause, such as a homeless shelter.

Right before I died, I would write a note apologizing for all the bad shit that I've ever done.