[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Thems the rules, and they are hard and fast, inmutable. But they are also open to interpretation, so that is not necesarrily so. But you cant break them, even a little, or you will go to hell. But he is a forgiving god, so you can beg for forgiveness. But dont beg for forgiveness, because he will see through your ruse, and you will go to hell. Now, bow down and beg for forgiveness, for thatis the only way to redemption. But god knows all, and he will see in your heart that you dont believe, so you will be damned. unless you beg forgiveness and accept jesus when you die. But that wont get you out of a life filled with sin! But it is the only way. And you have to be a good christian, YOUR WHOLE LIFE. or you will go to hell. Unless you ask for forgivenes on your death bed, in which case, you can save yourself....


Need i continue?

soooo ummmmm God's a lawyer? I think I read a contract similar to that once , gotta be a lawyer, only those sick bastards could come up with terms like that lol