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Old 06-30-2004, 08:08 AM
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I started writing a story when i was 19 (I may finish it someday).

it starts at the beginning of Judgement Month. The time-tables got off a little, and there were too many people on Earth for the old "Doomsday" booking system to work, so it was going to take a month to process everyone.

The main character was Damien Triplesix, who had just recently found out he was the anti-christ.

All the people in the world were spereated int o 3 categories:

Those going to Heavan
Those going to Hell
Those going to Purgatory

Heaven was for good christians. When they ascended, they still got to do "good christian" things, like pray a lot and abstain from sex.
Purgatory was where the bad people went.

Hell, as according to hardcore "good" christians, was for everyone else. As lucifer explained it to Damien:
"Hell isnt a Punishment, it is for everyone who isnt christian. You dont honestly think we would punish Jews, Muslims and Athiests for being good people, but picking the wrong book, do you?"

All people were mmarked for their destinations. Hellbound grew horns, Heavenbound halos, and those going to purgatory turned black and white. There was much fighting caused by people who expected a halo, but got horns or b&w....
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