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Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Okay, so you all know Gandhi. Although many would say he was a great man, he actually had a lot against him. He would walk around, oftentimes barefoot, and spread his ideas of peace. These walks, of course, would mess up his feet, giving him hard callouses on his soles. Also, he would fast often, and his oral hygeine left much to be desired. Because of these things, by the end of his life, he was very thin and frail. In fact, you could say he was a
Super calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis! :D
Anybody get the pun, there? I can't type my jokes. I'm more of an improv guy ... and I need facial expressions, too. <sigh>
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I have actually heard that one before :)
Two guys are driving through texas. They get pulled over. The state trooper walk up to the driver's side, and whacks the driver in the forehead with his nightstick.
"we dont much care for speeders in texas, boy. Dig out your license and registration."
he then walks around to the passenger side, taps on the window. The passenger roll sit down, and the trooper whacks himin the forehead, too.
"What the hellwas that for?" said the passenger.
"I'm just fulfilling your wish,"
"My Wish?"
"Yeah, a mile or so down the road, you would have told your freind 'I wish he would have tried that shit with me.'"