[Stingy Jack]

Okay, so you all know Gandhi. Although many would say he was a great man, he actually had a lot against him. He would walk around, oftentimes barefoot, and spread his ideas of peace. These walks, of course, would mess up his feet, giving him hard callouses on his soles. Also, he would fast often, and his oral hygeine left much to be desired. Because of these things, by the end of his life, he was very thin and frail. In fact, you could say he was a

Super calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis! :D

Anybody get the pun, there? I can't type my jokes. I'm more of an improv guy ... and I need facial expressions, too. <sigh>