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jesus, those are bad fatty, but i keep laughing....:)
A koala lands in LA. After 12 hours on a plane, he is a little horny, so he finds a woman on the street and proposes that they have sex.
She tells him "Okay, but you know, I'm a prostitue..."
He says he doesnt care, he wants some, and is thrilled that a woman actually said yes. So they go to his hotel room, and he is a manly koala, so they finish in about 3 hours.
once he is done, the koala starts putting on some clothes and is getting ready to go out.
The prostitute says "Hey buddy, you have to pay before you go."
He gives her a funny look. "huh"?
The prostitute opens a drawer and pulls out a dictionary. (this hotel is interested in education:rolleyes: ) she pouints to the word Prostitute and reads out:
"Prostitute: A person (usually female) who has sex for money"
The koala goes "Oh, okay, but that doesnt matter. I'm a koala"
"So"
"Look that up"
So she reads:
"Koala: Small, bear-like marsupial from Australia that eats bush and leaves"
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