[Stingy Jack]

Naked people in horror movies are great. I'm married, so I rarely get a chance to see another naked girl unless I'm watching it in a horror movie. Pointless nudity is good, too ... because, for me, it has a point. It's like the director is saying: "Hey Stingy, I'm glad you're liking this movie I made. Just for you, here's a naked person you haven't seen before." It makes me feel all warm and special. Like someone is giving me an unexpected present.

Thankfully, my wife doesn't angrily fondle herself while I am in the middle of watching a movie. Vod, you'll know the feeling after you've been married for five years.