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Deep Blue Sea 1999 ★★
Between the action and the plot, pretty much everything in this film was dumb. Even the comic relief. LL Cool J and a bird that says "fat butt". It only works the first time. Not to mention that LL has a bad case of important characteritis. On the other hand, the Christophe Lambert lookalike is suitable for this stuff.
That said... if there is a God, then Samuel L Jackson should become immortal as a thank you for making the best of this.
Fun fact: this one and Final Destination both have a character named Carter. But one is not a dick.
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