"Fignuts!" - Captain Murphy
"You got shamed!" (From a video-game party a few friends and I had... We were playing Super Smash Brothers and we would continuously pause the game in order to see what kind of sexual positions we could make the characters get into [Like Yoshis tongue grab on Marios crotch, or Kirbys suction power on Luigis crotch] and we would use the word "Shamed" for "Fucked")
"You Fargin' Bastitches!" - Roman Moronie from the movie "Johnny Dangerously"
"Fark!" -
www.fark.com
"Assclown" - Already listed
"Sheisse" (sp?) - German for "Shit" (see
Swearsaurus for more)
"Bonerchoker" - My own
"Go beat your kids/wife" - My own
"Go shoot your dog" - My own
"Stunner on _________" - My friend Bobby (RIP the Stunner)
"He can pick it" or "He can pick my cotton" - My friend Bobby, again (referring to cotton-picking)
"_________ needs AIDS" - Bob, again
There's more, but as you can tell, I don't like to actually use the swears themselves, but similar facsimiles thereof...
:D
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