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Place the hammer next to the victim with the handle upright, put a foot on either side of the "sledge", grab the middle, and pogo-style allover them...?
Smashing their fingers one by one would be fun if you had the time.
Crushing the wrists an hips would have to be bad too...
How about - Stand above them, looking down, swinging the hammer in large arcs back and forth over their face, moving lower and lower until it takes their nose right off with it.
If you wanted to finish them, take the sledge off the handle, so you're just left with the big stick, knock them about the head, not hard enough to kill, but keep trying 'til they're knocked out...
Whilst they're "out", lay them on their back, and place the sledge-handle evenly in their mouths so it'll balance there for a while.
Get yourself a medium sized ladder, go to the top, and jump down being sure to plant a foot on either side of that handle on your way down - that would about do it.
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The door opened...you got in..:rolleyes:
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