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Originally Posted by fudgetusk
The slashers don't just want to kill the kids in the films, they want to kill us too.
Deaths in such films are usually justified by the victims smoking dope, drinking beer, being a dick, shagging about.
Who here is free of these vices?
Freddy is coming for you.
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Honestly I've only done 1 out of 4 which is being a dick. But really who hasn't?
Not all of us drink beer or do dope and I'm actually still a virgin. Not that I plan to be for the rest of my life, if I ever find someone I like that I want to sleep with that's wonderful. If not I could always travel to Nevada or Amsterdam and find me a legal prostitute.
But yeah I guess I would be the survivor in a slasher movie. And then I would get killed in one of the sequels like they always do.
