They lost me at Russell Crowe's introduction as Doctor you-know-who (poor R L Stevenson must be turning in his grave, moaning at each reel of this monstrosity). Everything else after that went just one way - downhill. And don't even get me started on that ridiculous climax!
Not sure why Cruise and Crowe did this. Maybe they have gone bankrupt and needed the money desperately.
Pointless. Avoid unless otherwise.
* ½