Dine and ditch is a gateway crime. Prepare for Cheeba's hellacious reign of criminal terror!
Actually, I condone this kind of thing. I don't think it's anything you want to do regularly, but impulsive bad behavior is good for a person as they grow a bit older. That shit will keep ya young! I'm not pro-crime wave or anything, but a little adrenaline rush like a dine n ditch sounds like a bit of bad fun.