I found & bought a pair of $2 red & white nikes at a thrift store a couple of weeks ago. I bought them specifically because they're almost identical to Forrest Gump's nikes. I wore them for the first time today. As soon as my mother saw them, I said "My names Forrest Gump, people call me Forrest Gump." She was not amused. Boss probably wouldn't be very amused either.
