The weathers changing and in come the....
 

....fucking biggest-bastard-house-spiders-know-to-man in from the chill.


I've had to kill 3 of the big bastards already this week. Two of em were crawiling around the bedroom....they just had to go, couldnt stand the thought of one of the gits crawiling over me in my sleep

and the other facehugger was siting on the edge of the kitchen draining board, with big legs dangling over the edge.... out came a big spatular and whack!!!


I just cant stand the things, they make my flesh crawl.

Just thought I'd let you know that it's bad luck to kill spiders in your house...


You're supposed to catch them and put them back outside...





Of course...I'd just squash 'em too:)

They'll creep up on ya ,Shanks. Ya gotta look out for Boris the Spider.

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at least you don't live here. From mid-spring until winter, we get gnats, huge swarms of gnats. And this summer we started getting spider webs around the back door, but the spiders usually aren't in them, so they're probably making more webs elsewhere.


<<<Fails to see the point of both insects and arachnids

there's no way I'd attempt to catch em. As soon as I see one, a killer instict takes over and it has to be dead.


genetic evolution took a complete nose dive when it decided to create creatures with eight hairy legs.... why the hell it couldnt have created a women with three tits or something else more enjoyable..... instead of spiders.

Never really botherd me spiders .... now slugs I hate them big slimey bastards that come in and try and eat the food out of the dogs bowls!

... I f**kin hate slugs, there wrong in every way!

Try putting salt on your dog's food

Every year around October, we get these big orange and black spiders with white spots. They spin their big webs everywhere. On the power lines,under the eves,over the doors. I've had one or two drop down on me while walking out the back door. Man, that will make you sh*t your pants. My son and I like to shoot at them while they are suspended in their webs.[with his Daisy Red Ryder] They explode with yellow goo.:D

yeah, spiders are gross, but its more the suprise of seeing them that gets me.

Now DRAGONFLYS are probably the fucking scariest animal alive. I cant stand to even look at pictures in books. My mom always tries to convince me that they are harmless, and she decorated our screened in porch with dragonfly shit. If a live one ever touched me, Id literally pass out.:eek: