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pbenvin 09-12-2004 02:48 PM

This takes the "what the fuck is he talking about" cake
 
I came across this a few minutes ago, and wanted to post it here for everyone to mock. The following words were written by some so-called "doctor" in a book "documenting" the "conspircay" surrounding 9/11. What you are about to read are the "doctor's" own words. Listen to this crock of shit:

1. Four commercial passenger jets (American Airlines Flights 11 and 77 and United Airlines Flights 93 and 175) take off and shortly after the pilots are ordered to land at a designated airport with a military presence.
2. Two previously-prepared planes (one a Boeing 767, painted up to look like a United Airlines jet and loaded with extra jet fuel) take off and are flown by remote control to intercept the flight paths of AA 11 and UA 175 so as to deceive the air traffic controllers.
3. These (substituted) jets then fly toward Manhattan; the first crashes into the North Tower and (eighteen minutes later) the second crashes into the South Tower.
4. A fighter jet (under remote control), or a cruise missile, crashes into the Pentagon.
5. Back at the airport the (innocent) passengers from three of the Boeings are transferred to the fourth (UA 93).
6. This plane takes off, flies toward Washington, and is shot down by a U.S. Air Force jet over Pennsylvania, eliminating the innocent witnesses to the diversion of the passenger planes.
7. Under cover of darkness later that evening the other three Boeings are flown by remote control out over the Atlantic, are scuttled and end up in pieces at the bottom of the ocean.

Un-fucking-believeable!

ShankS 09-12-2004 03:45 PM

I have a golfing friend who's a Commercial Airline Pilot, he flys for BA, and flying an airliner under 'Remote Control' came up in conversation a while ago.... and there is no possible way an airliner the size of a 767 or larger, can be flown remotely for 100% of it's journey. Human intervention is needed during take off and landings.

and that bit about deceiving air traffic controllers would be pretty hard, with todays air traffic tech

so that so called doctors theory can be shoved straight back up his ass.

Sam The Egg 09-12-2004 03:47 PM

what did he claim to be a doctor of?

ShankS 09-12-2004 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
what did he claim to be a doctor of?
madness studies

pbenvin 09-12-2004 04:19 PM

It didn't say what he was a "doctor" of, but if I had to guess he has his PhD in mymindisfuckedupology.

HappyCamper 09-12-2004 04:26 PM

Re: This takes the "what the fuck is he talking about" cake
 
Quote:

Originally posted by pbenvin
I came across this a few minutes ago, and wanted to post it here for everyone to mock. The following words were written by some so-called "doctor" in a book "documenting" the "conspircay" surrounding 9/11. What you are about to read are the "doctor's" own words. Listen to this crock of shit:

1. Four commercial passenger jets (American Airlines Flights 11 and 77 and United Airlines Flights 93 and 175) take off and shortly after the pilots are ordered to land at a designated airport with a military presence.
2. Two previously-prepared planes (one a Boeing 767, painted up to look like a United Airlines jet and loaded with extra jet fuel) take off and are flown by remote control to intercept the flight paths of AA 11 and UA 175 so as to deceive the air traffic controllers.
3. These (substituted) jets then fly toward Manhattan; the first crashes into the North Tower and (eighteen minutes later) the second crashes into the South Tower.
4. A fighter jet (under remote control), or a cruise missile, crashes into the Pentagon.
5. Back at the airport the (innocent) passengers from three of the Boeings are transferred to the fourth (UA 93).
6. This plane takes off, flies toward Washington, and is shot down by a U.S. Air Force jet over Pennsylvania, eliminating the innocent witnesses to the diversion of the passenger planes.
7. Under cover of darkness later that evening the other three Boeings are flown by remote control out over the Atlantic, are scuttled and end up in pieces at the bottom of the ocean.

Un-fucking-believeable!

Someone needs to tell this Doctor to stop goose-stepping!

Arioch 09-12-2004 04:35 PM

Meh.....ya its pretty crazy but its not like the stupidest thing i've ever heard or anything.....

Its just more conspiracy theories....which are, btw, THEORIES.....

I've had people say much more stupid things to my FACE sincerely, like "I'm really getting into Linkin Park lately"......people that stupid need to be destroyed...

Vampenguin 09-12-2004 04:45 PM

Re: Re: This takes the "what the fuck is he talking about" cake
 
Quote:

Originally posted by HappyCamper
Someone needs to tell this Doctor to stop goose-stepping!

Someone should also tell him to get off those prescrption drugs....

wufong 09-12-2004 05:53 PM

It could be true. ya never know.....

Arioch 09-12-2004 06:47 PM

Quote:

It could be true. ya never know.....
Its true.....when was it that being patriotic and thinking for yourself became polar opposites? I must have missed that somewhere....


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