(Another "Complete the Sentence" thread) Why is it that . . .
 

all the threads about how members are down and depressed always turn into a "Monty Python Lyrics/Quotes" posting frenzy?

I'm going to kick you in the balls.

Sorry, I'm trying to quit smoking man.

Being guilty as charged, I feel it is my duty to respond to this post. I feel when a member starts a thread stating in fact that they are despondent or depressed it is my obligation as a fellow human being to try to quell those feelings of worthlessness. And what better way to put a smile on someone's face than by quoting a passage from our most funny brothers across the pond.
So to you TEACH, I have but one thing to say.

What is the air speed velocity of an unladden swallow?
















neee

I agree totally.....why does EVERYTHING seem to end up with a Monty Python reference?

There's just no pleasing some people.

That's just what Jesus said!

What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

well I don't know...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

RIGHT!! I'LL HAVE YOU FOR THAT!!!

.....you're a looney

Errrrr..... members are supposed to complete the sentence "Why is it that ...." here. Not answer my question. :D

ARTHUR:
Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
WOMAN:
Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh.
ARTHUR:
I am your king!
WOMAN:
Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR:
You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN:
Well, how did you become King, then?
ARTHUR:
The Lady of the Lake,......her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
That is why I am your king!
DENNIS:
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.