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Hate_Breeder 08-20-2004 11:53 AM

My Random Ass Sleeptalk
 
Me to Mark: You Didnt have a name on myspace, when you were talking to that Crystal Lady...

Mark:Your not making sense

Me:HOW AM I NOT MAKING SENSE?

Mark: Say that again

Me:You disappeared on msn, when you got offline, on dumb and dumberer

Mark:What are you talking about ?!?!?

Me: NEVERMIND YOU WONT GET IT!

Then i went to sleep :confused:

zwoti 08-20-2004 11:54 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...e-than-you.jpg

Hate_Breeder 08-20-2004 11:55 AM

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Originally posted by zwoti
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...e-than-you.jpg
Indeed it does my friend

fluffho 08-20-2004 11:57 AM

i had a convo like that on the phone once. it was new years at like 2:30am. i was alseep already. what the fuck was his name....

Me: Hello

THe dude: HEy whats up

Me: nothin what you want

THe dude: nothin just celebrating new years

Me: cool

The Dude: Do you find me attractive

Me: actulaly i didnt hang out with you i hung out with your other friend

The Dude: oh ok. Yeh i think i gotta go

Me: yehi getin kina sleeep gon tal u huh ti ok bye

then i kinda held the phone for a while until dropping it on the floor. sucked. MCGRAW THATS WHO HE WAS

anyway its more funier when i tell that story rather than write it.

Hate_Breeder 08-20-2004 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fluffho
i had a convo like that on the phone once. it was new years at like 2:30am. i was alseep already. what the fuck was his name....

Me: Hello

THe dude: HEy whats up

Me: nothin what you want

THe dude: nothin just celebrating new years

Me: cool

The Dude: Do you find me attractive

Me: actulaly i didnt hang out with you i hung out with your other friend

The Dude: oh ok. Yeh i think i gotta go

Me: yehi getin kina sleeep gon tal u huh ti ok bye

then i kinda held the phone for a while until dropping it on the floor. sucked. MCGRAW THATS WHO HE WAS

anyway its more funier when i tell that story rather than write it.


HAHAHA idk that was pretty funny on the comp fluff lol :D

fluffho 08-20-2004 12:11 PM

well iguess its funnier if u know the story

i mean come on "do you find me attractive"

he had me confused with my friend. i knew exactly who he was cuz im not a durnken fool. he was tim, i hung out with cory. tim tried to get all whatever with me, then he touched my stomach and i got pissed off. so he had to settle for karen

HAHAHA no i dont mean settle. anyways she marrieed to a ugly dude with child now so who cares? cory drove a red corvette. he was australian and very very blond. we arm wrestled.

oh that was also the night tim put his dick on my windshield. first the stomach, then the windshield. and it was gross cuz the morning after ther was some residue there. i had to use the xtra strength cleaner.

it was kinda big though now that i think about it... hahahaha how random

kpropain 08-20-2004 12:20 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...CS/NOTLAME.jpg

Vodstok 08-20-2004 12:22 PM

Let me get this strait.... Tim Mcgraw (i thought he was a country singer....) put his dick on your stomach, which pissed you off, so he put his dick on your windshield. And it was a big dick.


Fluff, you are a VERY interesting human being :)

fluffho 08-20-2004 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
Let me get this strait.... Tim Mcgraw (i thought he was a country singer....) put his dick on your stomach, which pissed you off, so he put his dick on your windshield. And it was a big dick.


Fluff, you are a VERY interesting human being :)

god damnit
it wasnt mcgraw. its so on the tip of my tongue. MCNEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \

and no he didnt put his dick on my stomach. he was wearing a hat so i took it off and i was feeling on his head to see if he had a weird shaped head. so he put his hands on my waste and i jumped back. and i got pissed. for some reason id ont like when dudes do that....

Vodstok 08-20-2004 12:32 PM

I worked with a woman named Susan when i was 20 (oddly, she was asian too, half chinese half japanese). She worked in the greenhouse in ther grocery store i worked at. there was this new guy out there, one of those moronic hippy guys that girls think are dreamy and "deep", which is usually a cover for the fact that they are perverts... anyway, one day, within a week of meeting susan, she is talking to somebody , and he walked up behind her and put his hands around her waist.....

she grabbed his wrists, threw his arms out, turned on him with her finger in his face and said "Dont you EVEr touch me again...". Susan wasnt petite, either, she had some muscle on her. He apprently turned de4ad white, apologised, and was afraid of her ever since.

She was very happy about the last part.


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