The art of......... Haiku.....
 

format is, 3 lines, 5syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.

I plan to completely devalue this writing form.

I will also compose haikus for members of this forum.

Here is my ode to Kpro

Owns a big gun (bang),
Hates bottle throwing retards,
Glad no one called cops.

and here is one about turtles:

Wears bony shell house,
Alligators snack on them,
crunch like snack cracker.

Ah yes. The ancient form of Japanese poetry. My time in Japan, when I was a boy, was spent mastering this beautiful form of language. Akutagawa Ryunosuke himself took me under his wing and tutored me well.

Covered with the flowers,
Instantly I'd like to die
In this dream of ours!

ROFLMAO :D

thanks bud, I needed a good laugh

Do I get one? Lol


Good job...I suck at poetry

So do i, that is why i am just making fun of it here :)

Born in Canada,
Dodging zombie polar bears,
Penguins live down south.

Sweet! Thanks, lol

I thought you might appreciate the Canada ode, you being such a patriot and all.

here is another (i amv ery low on sleep, mind you)

Canada's Symbols,
Maple Leaf and brown Beaver,
Sounds very kinky.