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KNITTING FACTORY NYC
Main Performance Space
74 Leonard Street
New York City , NY 10013
212-219-3132

Jonny Tingle & Robert Johnson Present: Psychotic Cinema Club "Last House On The Left"
Psychotic Cinema Club
Price: $5.00
Date: Fri, Aug 27
Start Time: 12:00 AM

Robert Johnson and Jonny Tingle present... Psychotic Cinema Club ...one night of every month come watch all the scariest, goriest and sickest classics on a big screen with a full bar at your disposal!!! Bloody drink specials! Splatter! Scream Queens! Trailers of all your favorite splatter horror films! Balcony seating! Demented Psychotics! Fri. Aug. 27th kicks it off with Wes Craven's disturbing masterpeice - THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT. This original uncensored version was banned in some countries when it was released in 1972! Truly one of the most disturbing films ever made! Tickets are $5.oo ... Doors @ 11:30 Come early to watch the preview for Sep.'s film...bring someone to make out with or to cling to in horror....and keep repeating to yourself...it's only a movie...it's only a movie...it's only a movie...it's only a movie...

RATED X DUE TO CONTENT - FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY

buy tickets kthx <33

no thanks.

No, really. no thanks.

LESS SPAM, PLEASE!

When did this place become an advertising board? Fucking jewbagels.

I have no idea what that means, but I like the word. :)

y'know what word i like? Both are from Saul Rosenberg (who may or may not be a jew and a bagel)

Pissclams

Assneck.

who the feck wants to go to a knitting factory??? thats for old woooomen.

common though...think if it, we could plan it out...we go to this knitting factory dressed all nice and everything....than when we start knitting we grab the...wut evr the fuck they're called...the "Knitties" and than follow these instructions::
1.) Turn to the person to the right or nearest to you.
2.) Say "Hello, how are you"
3.) When the person is about to answer your question...stab them in the eye with the "Knitties".
4.) Laugh and run...and than later talk about how you stab somebody in the face at a knitting factory.