Childish Behavior You Never Grew Out Of
 

Some things I STILL do that I did when I was a kid:

1. Wake up early on Christmas morning to open presents (even though I am an atheist, I still celebrate Christmas. It's all about the "stuff" nowadays, anyway. Even to Christians.)

2. Say: "Cool! A bendy-straw!" and mean it.

3. Argue with the female head of household (only this time it is my wife, not my mom) about playing video games all day.

4. Watch cartoons on Saturday morning (even though you can watch them whenever you want, now.)

5. Stick my hand down inside a full box of cereal to find the prize. Normally it is now either right on top, or outside of the bag on the side.

6. Fart on people I just got through saying "I love you" to.

7. Dressing up in a costume and going trick-or-treating on Halloween. Granted, I take my kid ... and I don't get any candy (unless I take it from my kid) ... but I'm so glad just to get out and go house to house in a costume (and not get arrested.)

farting out loud in lifts and grinning, even in a lift full of strangers.

pokin dead things with a stick.... just somethin about it lol

why do you always keep poking it, it's dead and didn't react the first time it's not likely to react after another 5 prods, but yet you keep poking it.

being 13 years old

ruin a song someone is listening to by singing obnoxiously loud over it :D ( think car scene with the little girl before she's kidnapped in "rush hour" !!! )

edit : i also like to talk in a baby voice sometimes. finally realized it isn't cute, just fucking annoying.... but hey, that works for me too.

and i fight with my brothers and sister all the time... that wouldn't be so bad if they weren't respectively 7, 6 and 2 1/2 years old :D

Jesuis, after a few pokes, if it doesn't move, it's on fire....

I like to "test" people sometimes, even friends, just see how far I can push them until they "snap"...not go crazy kinda snap, just, get angry kinda snap....angry so I can laugh at 'em....

That and every time my mother arrives someplace after dark, sneak up, and grab her by the shoulders...that and sometimes when I'm cooking, I'll be cutting something up and when my girl is around I'll petend I've cut myself, not only does it confirm she cares, I get some kinda sick fun outta the whole thing.

I'm very into reactions...

I still after all these years fight with my brother as if we were kids! LOL!

I also say pooh on you, and..... my husband hates this.......go puph! to him...that is hard to put in writing.

He thinks that is just saying fuck you.......and it is......and I get away with it too! HA! :cool: ;)

ever seen the site where they video tape blowing up road kills? phukin hillarious site, and its all girls, using nite vision mode on camcorder. They blew up a deer on one video and it literally covered all of them, I think they didnt consider the size of the animal and the damn near size of a coffee can explosive they used on it.

lol that is exceptionally fun to do, especially if they make it known its their favorite song. :D