| jay o2 waster |
06-22-2004 01:19 PM |
My Review for Halloween Resurrection
Following the in the footsteps of Halloween H20, Halloween Resurrection acts as if Halloween 4, 5, and 6 never happened. Which really pisses me off, because it acts as if they don't even exist.
Halloween: Resurrection, starts off flawed with a series of flashbacks from H20, in which Jamie Lee Curtis chopped of Michael Myers head with an axe. So why is there a new Halloween? Well, supposedly the man who's head that she chopped of was not Michael.
Now, with that said, the main plot of the eighth installment of the Halloween trilogy is six teen's staying the night in Michael Meyers childhood home for a reality show. Like that show fear that used to be on MTV. They are all given these head band things with cameras on them, so everybody on the internet can switch between views.
Now one of the teens has a friend that she met over the internet, she made him promise that he would be watching her. Well he decides to go to a party, but the party sucks and he decides to go into the computer room and check out the broadcast. It starts out as just him watching and by the end of the movie pretty much the entire party is watching.
Well, when people start getting killed, she uses her camera to talk to him and he instant messages to her palm pilot, to tell her where in the house that Michael is located.
Now this movie really is a load of trash. Most of the movie consists of switching between crummy video camera footage and movie scenes. There is one particular scene where a girl holds a camera up to her face and and says something like; "Help Me". (I smell Blair Witch Project.)
Aside from the crummy layout we also get some crummy acting. Most of which comes from Busta Rhymes. He is just laughable at some points, and really makes the movie that much worse.
Simply put: This movie SUCKS!
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