What joke/s would you tell, if you were hunted by a Predator, or Alien?
 

What humorously witty joke/s would you tell to lighten the mood - if you had to, if you were being separately hunted by either a Predator, or an Alien.

I wouldn't. It's time to shut the fuck up.

"This isn't happening, Man!!!!"

Sometimes you each the shrimp, sometimes the shrimp eats you!