whats the worst thing you could do to someone with a potato
 

wede it in there bits

stuff it up their ass

Hmm, there is more then just one way.

1. Shove it up their ass.
2. Shove it down their throat.
3. Replace their heart with a baked potatoe.

well wat if you cut it up and then wedge it into there eyes as slowly and as far as you could

you replace their brain with a baked potato

and set a labrador on them with 2 teeth

or potato bugs

Fire a potato gun at them. Point blank. In the face or genitals.

whats a taty bug

no idea but ive heard of them somewhere...

a potato gun?